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It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said
"Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No" he replied, "They're all dead".
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